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Circular, self defeating logic from the GOP.
Dear Puffin As you know, Congresswoman Debbie Schultz and I are totally BFFs. We go shopping on Rodeo Drive and have pedicures and recreational abortions every couple of weeks. And this kind of thing...
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The Florida tomato industry: “ground zero for modern day slavery”
Dear Puffin I recently read an excerpt from Barry Estabrook’s new book, Tomatoland. And now I’m going to excerpt the excerpt because I think everyone should actually read this: According to figures...
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Asshole(s) of the day: The Times of London and especially Rupert Murdoch
Dear Puffin, Rupert Murdoch is sort of an obvious candidate for asshole of the day/month/year at any given time. There is rarely a moment when the guy isn’t doing something I find disgusting, immoral,...
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Where’s the beef?
MacGuffin, It seems I’ve found my way back to this side of the globe. You’ll be relieved to learn that my time was well spent. What did I find upon my return home? More talk of defecits! What I find...
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Perfect Republican Birth Control
Macguffin, This poster was seen floating around the city as I strolled home. I think I must have one for the living room. Yours, P
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Mostly a Gold Star: Chris Christie
Dear Puffin, I hope everyone has seen this wonderful video of New Jersey governor Chris Christie defending his appointment of Sohail Mohammed to the Superior Court of Passiac County. Don’t get me...
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Poor Taste Raffle
MacGuffin, I was a great fan of the semi-defunct Poor Taste Museum. If I can win this raffle, I’ve purchased roughly 864 tickets so I have good chance, I will have a one of a kind submission to the...
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How to Talk about Occupy Wall Street, by Jason Fitzgerald
Dear Puffin, As you know, it is killing me that I can’t be at the Occupy Wall St protests. And it’s especially horrible and ironic that the reason I can’t go is that I can’t get time off from my...
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Asshole of the day: Herman Cain
Dear Puffin, It should come as no surprise that I don’t much care for anyone in the GOP field and this includes Herman Cain. He’s like a malicious version of Ross Perot, with none of Perot’s charm. So...
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PETA’s latest horrifying decision
Dear Puffin, Here, as promised, is my PETA rant. I shall begin with a question: what the actual fuck is this? Good heavens, it’s a disembodied vagina-purse. What a perfect example of objectification!...
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